Fuuuuuuuck! I did this shiiit back in high school (11th grade?) hella remixed Eminem’s Rainman song and this song I was fuckin’ retarded and at the same time I was sarcastically and subliminally talking about certain people LOL. ENJOY!
Youre fuckin’ retarded don’t get me started
You are retarded, oops I think I farted
But so what if I did?
I will put needles up in both of your eye lids
and what is up wt the NERD HERD sayin’ i like kids?
Little toddlers? Yes I like it.
Call me Michael, Jackson I like kids.
Black kids, white kids
Lat kids, light kids
I don’t give a fuck kids, yall bitches.
Now, I just read that and i’m like what the fuck
I take that back I don’t know why I’m such a nut,
it’s prolly because I never met Britney Spears
Never slept wt deers, I knock out queers
You are so retarded, do not get me started
I am retarded, oh fuck i did this part shit
when will i ever come to my fuckin’ good senses?
Prolly the same day they give an emmy to Josh Hartnett.
Why the hell is Kanye West so damn popular?
when he rhymes popular wt the word popular,
Damn I just pulled a Kanye West (to put some context to that line: it was during a time when I hated Kanye for a bit because I felt like he wasn’t producing good shit just cuz he’s all famous now lol)
But I’m still at my best, but I don’t gotta say shit to make alotta sense
I can be like eenie meenie miny fuckin’ moe
catch a tiger by the toe and I will never fuckin’ steal mothafuckin’ flow
Cuz I aint got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you, Hi my name is…
I forgot my name
My name was not to become when I became wt this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is
I am retarded, fuckin’ shit why do I always repeat myself?
I can get pussy if I want, but I still love to beat myself
Now lookie here and look and C (see) that’s right I said C
but not deep in the big blue SEA (C), whys there always a problem wt you and me?
Sometimes I goto the lengths
just to say some shit and get a no thanks.
But whatever, fuck it, i’m about to bust a nut and shit
Why do I cum slower when I watch a bunch of lesbian chicks?
I’m mentally insane something’s wrong wt my brain
But uh, ayo Dre?
Do you know Julia Bond?
Well yeah, she turns me on
like im some type of lamp
like i wanna get in her pants
take it off woow, she gots a really really big ass
but of course it’s not as nice as Derek Jeter (NO HOMO lol)
Now that’s not homo and I just need to
clear up some issues I have here and there
because I don’t care about your opinion of my chin hair
because that shit is my own personal business
so get off wt this, see alotta ignants you tell me and you tell me this
WHY DID THE LAKERS LOSE TO THE CELTICS?
Now I’m broke like a bitch where is the mountain? (cuz I bet that Lakers were gonna win, ended up losing 10 bucks lol -__-)
Heath Ledger (RIP) would know he likes getting pounded
But no diss to him I’m just jokin’.
Daaaamn old shit. Oops sorry hella lagging on tumblr.