frikkinsemi:

Fuuuuuuuck! I did this shiiit back in high school (11th grade?) hella remixed Eminem’s Rainman song and this song I was fuckin’ retarded and at the same time I was sarcastically and subliminally talking about certain people LOL. ENJOY!

[Verse 1]


Youre fuckin’ retarded don’t get me started
You are retarded, oops I think I farted
But so what if I did?
I will put needles up in both of your eye lids
and what is up wt the NERD HERD sayin’ i like kids?
Little toddlers? Yes I like it.
Call me Michael, Jackson I like kids.
Black kids, white kids
Lat kids, light kids
I don’t give a fuck kids, yall bitches.
Now, I just read that and i’m like what the fuck
I take that back I don’t know why I’m such a nut,
it’s prolly because I never met Britney Spears
Never slept wt deers, I knock out queers
You are so retarded, do not get me started
I am retarded, oh fuck i did this part shit
when will i ever come to my fuckin’ good senses?
Prolly the same day they give an emmy to Josh Hartnett.
Why the hell is Kanye West so damn popular?
when he rhymes popular wt the word popular,
Damn I just pulled a Kanye West (to put some context to that line: it was during a time when I hated Kanye for a bit because I felt like he wasn’t producing good shit just cuz he’s all famous now lol)
But I’m still at my best, but I don’t gotta say shit to make alotta sense
I can be like eenie meenie miny fuckin’ moe
catch a tiger by the toe and I will never fuckin’ steal mothafuckin’ flow


[Chorus]
Cuz I aint got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you, Hi my name is…
I forgot my name
My name was not to become when I became wt this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is
SEMI


[Verse 2]


I am retarded, fuckin’ shit why do I always repeat myself?
I can get pussy if I want, but I still love to beat myself
Now lookie here and look and C (see) that’s right I said C
but not deep in the big blue SEA (C), whys there always a problem wt you and me?
Sometimes I goto the lengths
just to say some shit and get a no thanks.
But whatever, fuck it, i’m about to bust a nut and shit
Why do I cum slower when I watch a bunch of lesbian chicks?
I’m mentally insane something’s wrong wt my brain
But uh, ayo Dre?
Do you know Julia Bond?
Well yeah, she turns me on
like im some type of lamp
like i wanna get in her pants
take it off woow, she gots a really really big ass
but of course it’s not as nice as Derek Jeter (NO HOMO lol)
Now that’s not homo and I just need to
clear up some issues I have here and there
because I don’t care about your  opinion of my chin hair
because that shit is my own personal business
so get off wt this, see alotta ignants you tell me and you tell me this
WHY DID THE LAKERS LOSE TO THE CELTICS?
Now I’m broke like a bitch where is the mountain? (cuz I bet that Lakers were gonna win, ended up losing 10 bucks lol -__-)
Heath Ledger (RIP) would know he likes getting pounded
But no diss to him I’m just jokin’.


[Chorus]


Daaaamn old shit. Oops sorry hella lagging on tumblr.

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prettygirlfood:

Bacon Cheese Ranch Fries

prettygirlfood:

Bacon Cheese Ranch Fries

prettygirlfood:

Urth Cafe

prettygirlfood:

Urth Cafe

prettygirlfood:

Pizza Dip

1st layer
8 oz room temperature cream cheese
1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
1/2 cup ricotta cheese
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder


2nd layer
1 cup of marinara sauce


3rd layer
1 cup julienned pepperoni slices
1/2 cup chopped white onion
1/2 cup chopped mushrooms


4th layer
sliced mozzarella
pepperoni slices
chopped fresh basil


Instructions
Mix all ingredients for the first layer in a bowl and spread evenly into a 9 inch pie plate.
Add strips of pepperoni to a cold skillet and cook over medium heat. Take out and place on paper towels to drain the grease.
Add chopped mushrooms and onion to a skillet and cook over medium heat until soft. Add a pinch of salt to season.
Spread marinara sauce over bottom cheesy layer.
Add pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions on top.
Top with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni slices.
Place pie plate on a baking sheet.
Bake x 20 minutes and then broil for 2-3 minutes to brown the cheese a little bit.
Sprinkle with chopped basil.
Serve with garlic toast, bagel chips, or pita chips.


Notes
Use whatever toppings you like! Make sure you cook hamburger or sausage first before adding. Sautéed peppers would also be delicious!

prettygirlfood:

Pizza Dip

1st layer
  1. 8 oz room temperature cream cheese
  2. 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
  3. 1/2 cup ricotta cheese
  4. 1 egg
  5. 1/2 teaspoon salt
  6. 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
  7. 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
  8. 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
2nd layer
  1. 1 cup of marinara sauce
3rd layer
  1. 1 cup julienned pepperoni slices
  2. 1/2 cup chopped white onion
  3. 1/2 cup chopped mushrooms
4th layer
  1. sliced mozzarella
  2. pepperoni slices
  3. chopped fresh basil
Instructions
  1. Mix all ingredients for the first layer in a bowl and spread evenly into a 9 inch pie plate.
  2. Add strips of pepperoni to a cold skillet and cook over medium heat. Take out and place on paper towels to drain the grease.
  3. Add chopped mushrooms and onion to a skillet and cook over medium heat until soft. Add a pinch of salt to season.
  4. Spread marinara sauce over bottom cheesy layer.
  5. Add pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions on top.
  6. Top with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni slices.
  7. Place pie plate on a baking sheet.
  8. Bake x 20 minutes and then broil for 2-3 minutes to brown the cheese a little bit.
  9. Sprinkle with chopped basil.
  10. Serve with garlic toast, bagel chips, or pita chips.
Notes
  1. Use whatever toppings you like! Make sure you cook hamburger or sausage first before adding. Sautéed peppers would also be delicious!
prettygirlfood:

Beef & Broccoli
1 1/2 lbs beef chuck (roast or chuck steak), diced into thin 1 1/2-inch long strips
1/2 yellow onion, sliced into 2 portions
1 cup low-sodium beef broth or beef consommé*
1/2 cup low-sodium soy sauce
1 Tbsp sesame oil
1/3 cup slightly packed dark-brown sugar
3 cloves garlic, minced
Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
2 1/2 Tbsp cornstarch
3 cups broccoli florets, diced into bite size pieces (from about 12 oz broccoli crowns)
Sesame seeds, for garnish (optional)
Add beef and onion portions to a slow cooker. In a mixing bowl whisk together beef broth, soy sauce, sesame oil, brown sugar and garlic. Season mixture with salt and pepper to taste. Pour mixture over beef and onions in slow cooker. Cover with lid and cook on low heat 2 1/2 - 3 1/2 hours, until meat has cooked through.
Ladle out 1/4 cup of the broth from slow cooker and pour into a bowl. Add cornstarch and whisk until smooth then return broth mixture to slow cooker and gently stir. Add in broccoli pieces (if you want vibrantly green broccoli you can steam it instead then add it at the end) and cover slow cooker with lid, then increase to high heat and cook 20 minutes longer, or until broccoli is tender and sauce has thickened slightly. Remove onion pieces. Serve warm over white or brown rice sprinkled with optional sesame seeds.
*I used low-sodium broth (as well as the low-sodium soy sauce) so I have better control over the amount of salt that goes in. You can use regular beef broth, you just might not need to add salt, and same if using the consommé.


Yummy!

prettygirlfood:

Beef & Broccoli

  • 1 1/2 lbs beef chuck (roast or chuck steak), diced into thin 1 1/2-inch long strips
  • 1/2 yellow onion, sliced into 2 portions
  • 1 cup low-sodium beef broth or beef consommé*
  • 1/2 cup low-sodium soy sauce
  • 1 Tbsp sesame oil
  • 1/3 cup slightly packed dark-brown sugar
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp cornstarch
  • 3 cups broccoli florets, diced into bite size pieces (from about 12 oz broccoli crowns)
  • Sesame seeds, for garnish (optional)
  • Add beef and onion portions to a slow cooker. In a mixing bowl whisk together beef broth, soy sauce, sesame oil, brown sugar and garlic. Season mixture with salt and pepper to taste. Pour mixture over beef and onions in slow cooker. Cover with lid and cook on low heat 2 1/2 - 3 1/2 hours, until meat has cooked through.
  • Ladle out 1/4 cup of the broth from slow cooker and pour into a bowl. Add cornstarch and whisk until smooth then return broth mixture to slow cooker and gently stir. Add in broccoli pieces (if you want vibrantly green broccoli you can steam it instead then add it at the end) and cover slow cooker with lid, then increase to high heat and cook 20 minutes longer, or until broccoli is tender and sauce has thickened slightly. Remove onion pieces. Serve warm over white or brown rice sprinkled with optional sesame seeds.
  • *I used low-sodium broth (as well as the low-sodium soy sauce) so I have better control over the amount of salt that goes in. You can use regular beef broth, you just might not need to add salt, and same if using the consommé.

Yummy!

Yummmmmm

Yummmmmm

I miss Dennys!!!!

I miss Dennys!!!!

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it


Kendall Jenner goddddddamn you a fine like hoe.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

Kendall Jenner goddddddamn you a fine like hoe.

(Source: heidiblairmontag, via lotsoffandoms)

Big Brother 16 Nicole she’s my faaaave!

Big Brother 16 Nicole she’s my faaaave!

Going into nominations, Donny definitely broke my trust, but now I feel like a horrible person, my heart is broken, and I feel super bad and I want him to forgive me.

(Source: nedskalantar)